Do you like watching war movies?   Documentaries on the history channel?  Do you like everything about war except for the death?  If so, then this is the site for you.  If not - if you are offended because of the idea of war toys, get lost pansy boy!

If you are offended because you are in the real military or you like real guns - sorry for the problem sir, please email us so we can correct the issue sir!

While this site has fun with the idea of war, we know war is a serious business and in the current Iraq conflict we hope for a quick peaceful end and hope for the best for the men and women in our armed forces and the innocent civilians in Iraq.  Bastards who pretend to surrender and then attack can die a horrible death.