Guns
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A few irresponsible kids shoot up a few schools and the next
thing you know, guns are getting a bad name.
But lets just not drop all guns into the this fearful group. Some guns are made to
kill the ENEMY! Not your friend or schoolmate.
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| Viet Cong - North Vietnamese
Army Weapon Set |
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These are 1:6 scale
guns and hats, don't forget the hats! These are perfect little guns for those people
who need to extract revenge on traumatized Vietnam vets. Place them around their
home and then mention you heard Vietnam had perfected the miniature solider to go out and
hunt down ex-Vietnam vets. What better joke to play on men who risked their lives
for our freedom?
[buy for
$8.99] |
| MP5
SD3 AirSoft Gun |
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Next time your friends are playing in the backyard
with your pump action daisy rifle, show off this fine air gun replica. It even comes
with a silencer - but don't worry, besides shooting out the occasional eye, this gun is
harmless! Note the orange tip!
[buy
for $55.00 - SALE PRICE!] |
JP5 SD5 With Fixed Stock
Electric Power Gun |
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Okay, even I am confused by this one. This is the warning on
this rifle, DANGER: NOT A TOY. Adult supervision required. Misuse or careless use may
cause serious injury or death. May be dangerous up to 160'. Federal law now mandates that
all Soft Air Guns be equipped with an orange tip, as a precautionary safety measure not to
mistake them for a real gun. The gun you receive will have an orange tip.
So it isn't a toy, but it isn't a real gun? They should just answer the real
question - can you shoot out someone's eye with this gun?
[buy
for $399.99] |
M16-A2 AirSoft Pellet Gun |
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I am pretty sure when they say, "AirSoft" they mean the
pellets shot out of this gun softly glide through the air and tap your opponent to let
them know - they have been hit or their eye has been poked out.
[buy
for $169.99]
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G.I Joe Army
Rangers Collection: Long Range Sniper |
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Okay, this isn't a real gun or even an air gun. It is a G.I.
Joe Doll, but this is the coolest G.I. Joe Doll Ever.
[buy for
$19.99] |