RC & Model Tanks

These tiny tanks are amazing!  Amazingly small and amazingly cheap at only $9.97.  Why would you need a tank this small?

Didn't you ever read Stephen King?  Remember that little army man story?  Those little army men killed that guy, and unlike you, he was actually a tough guy. He was an honest to god hit man, he didn't just plain one in a video game.  So if your mom ever decided to bump you off because she is sick of you living in her basement and calling it your love lair, be prepared, have an army of tiny tanks to battle her off.


[buy for $9.97]

Konami Combat Digi Q: Russia T-34/85 (mini-rc)

The T-34/85 was created in 1943 by the Russians to combat Germany's tanks. When introduced the German's quickly took note of the superior tank.  That same fine craftsmanship can now be yours, but of course instead of designed by Russians, they are designed by Japanese to fight miniature Godzillas invading their countryside.

[buy for $75.00]

Storm your Abrams tank through your house, clearing a path of all those pesky pets blocking you on your way to eventual victory and the last of the ice cream in the freezer.  There are very limited numbers of these left, so grab yours now.

[buy for $21.98]

M1A1 Abrams Tank

This is not a mini-rc tank.  It is almost life sized at 5 lbs and 20 inches long.  This is made by megabloks and needs to be assembled.  The threads are real rubber.  While not compatible with the other tanks, you could always just put this in battle against them and drive over them and crush them to show America's superior might.

[buy for $29.99]

Mega Missile Launcher

The soft-foam missiles can be launched up to 15 feet with "super explosive launching sounds".  Since this is the only tracked vehicle listed by us that features super explosive launching sounds - I think this is a must buy.

[buy for $69.99]

1/6 Scale U.S. Patton Command Car

I guess the 1/6 Patton casket wasn't available?  Remember the German army was not able to kill Patton, only this car, a bad driver, and the lack of seat belts.

I have found there are two kinds of people in this world.  Those that while watching the movie Patton - marvel at George C Scott's portrayal and consider Patton a great man, and those who wonder - where in the hell are the dolphins.

[buy for $149.99]

Radio Controlled Hummers

Pimp Hummer

Sure, this hummer is not covered in standard military camouflage, but what else screams we are superior to your military more than driving around in a pimp yellow hummer?

Other RC Hummers are available in different colors, but come on - you know you want the pimp yellow Hummer.

[buy for $29.99]

Mini RC Car/Boat Hummer H2 Combo

How tough are you?  You brought your boat with you.  So when the killing is done, you can have a relaxing day water skiing.

The boat and car can be operated, you can probably even make them fight each other in the shallows.

[buy for $28.95]

The classy hummer?

[buy for $79.99]

I guess they were trying to look tough adding the water cannon, but it comes off a little fruity to me.  Didn't see many Water Cannon equipped Hummers fighting the wildfires in California, and if they were going to be used anywhere, that was the place.

[buy for $68.95]

Tamiya M1025 Humvee RTR

This baby has Camber Tie Rods!!  Not those other, non-camber tie rods, but honest to god camber tie rods.  I bet just one camber tie rod alone costs $90, and that is why this RC hummer is $199.

[buy for $199.99]

Finally a hummer that actually looks like a military hummer and does't cost $200.

[buy for $55.00]

1941 Original World War II Jeep

If it was good enough for our GI's to ship home in a box one piece at a time.  It is good enough for you.  Probably.

[buy for $9.98]
 

1941 Beetle Bailey® Original World War II Jeep

Now here is a reason for going to war I could get behind.  Stopping the comic Beetle Bailey from ever being printed.  Trust me, if I had a time machine, the first thing I would do is go back and stop BC, next up Beetle Bailey.

[buy for $14.98]

Mini Mario RC